But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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