Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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