Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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