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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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