Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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