Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i now understand why vodka
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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