What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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