So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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