i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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