I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want nice things and good sex
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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