is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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