I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I believe in your delicious
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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