I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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