I must be too annoying 4 u.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
