Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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