i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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