Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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