We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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