it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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