He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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