i just wanna soil my oats bro
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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