Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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