He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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