How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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