Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
