How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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