i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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