ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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