as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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