dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i think my cat just said my name.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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