All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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