her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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