I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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