In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Randomize