Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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