Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?

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(954): View more from Florida

Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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(417): View more from Missouri

He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

I love foreign exchange students.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.

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(443): View more from Maryland

and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp

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(231): View more from Michigan

That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.

(231): View more from Michigan

He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...

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