WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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