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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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