I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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