That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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