Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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