im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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