if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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