im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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