Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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