theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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