Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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