just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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