party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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