have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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