I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Congratulations! We have a period
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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