You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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